A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard.
The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started cussing."The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.
His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"
[Thanks 4-year-old Dennis Hurley]
landing safely on Mars.
get ready for the 2024 Olympics.
[Thanks Mark Niedert]
[Thanks Arif Afridi]
(August 18 is Bev and Bob McCusker's
56th wedding anniversary.)
goes into Mayo for his annual physical.
the National Plowing Matches near Dexter, Iowa.
(Bonnie & Clyde escaped from a shootout here in 1933).
[Thanks Carol Hawkins]
* * * * *
Mr. Romney demonstrated his leadership with
his first major decision; by picking Paul Ryan,
the brightest mind in the House.
Contrast that with Mr. Obama's choice of
gaffe-a-minute Joe Biden,
the dullest mind in the Senate.
"In choosing Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) as his running mate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney not only surprised the political world late Friday night, but he has become a different candidate for president over night.
He is suddenly someone willing to take a risk, someone offering specifics instead of generalities, and someone willing to sell his own agenda to the voters instead of trying to bash his way into the Oval Office. And by embracing Ryan, and the controversial policy heft he brings to the ticket, Romney is now a serious candidate who has displayed true leadership — the willingness to do something politically dangerous because he believes it is the right thing to do."
~ A. B. Stoddard, the Hill
[Thanks Bob Richards]
Pied Piper of Food Stamps ~ Paul Revere of Fisc
Are you better off now than you were $5 Trillion ago?
You Decide on Novermber 6th:
1) Trickle-down government ... Or cut spending and taxes.
2) Spread the wealth ... Or entrepreneural spirit growth.
3) Kissy-face diplomacy ... Or reality; it's a hard-ass world.
4) Class warfare & race cards ... Or opportunity for all.
5) $550 million to Solyndra ... Or approve X-L Pipeline.
6) Rob Medicare for ObamaCare ... Or Reform Medicare.
7) Amnesty for illegals ... Or close the borders.
"Look Ma, no teleprompter!"
'It wouldn't be Friday without the Follies.'