on his way up.
'Talking Dog for Sale'
A guy is driving around the back woods and he sees a sign in front of a broken down, shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
"I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap??"
"Because that dog lies more than Hillary Clinton. He's never been out of the back yard."
[Thanks Dan Boling]
Media heading for
Inauguration January 20th.
[Thanks Tom Schaefer]
Ron Howard and Don Knotts
taking a break during production
of Andy Griffith Show.
Mark Twain with kitten
Grace Kelly in Jamaica
During Arnold Palmer's
memorial service this week,
a rainbow appeared
over his home town,
Arnie's bag from the 1976 Ryder Cup was displayed
last weekend on the first tee. Arnie's team won the
first four matches, 4-0, in 1976 over the Euros.
After not winning the Ryder Cup in eight years,
last week the fired up USA team won the first
four matches, 4-0. That had not happened in 40 years.
They went on to win 17-11 overall.
Coincidence, or Arnie's inspiration?
* * * * *
On election day this year,
Bernie's supporters will
remain in their basement
and sit this one out.
Could this face be
a creepy clown
Creepy Clown Alert
Mrs. Bill Clinton
"Clown Lives Matter!"
32 more days
104 more days until
January 20th, 2017
and a new president.
'It wouldn't be Friday
without the Follies.'