On the whole,
I'd rather be back in the Oral Office
For Dairy Queen
After retiring, a former Gunnery Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as teacher.
Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a light plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable when he wore his suit coat.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school.
The smart-ass punks, having already heard the new teacher was a Marine veteran, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. With a strong breeze blowing, it made his tie flap. He picked up a large stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
The rest of the year went smoothly.
[Thanks S.Sgt. Eddy Fernandez]
Colorized Samurai Warrior
Robert Wadlow, 8' 11"
439 lbs., shoe size 37, was the
tallest person in the world.
Died age 22 from a simple
infection, which could have been
prevented by the "miracle drug"
penicillin developed in the early 40s.
So, I was walking into town and I saw that there was this "Muslim Book Store." I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim book store, so I went in.
have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. immigration policy
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Federal Bureau of Immunity
The Anthem will be wirelessly fed into his helmet two seconds before
the ball is snapped.
with a box of
Trying to explain economics,
national defense and
border security to Democrats.
They aren't ignorant,
however they know at lot
of things that just aren't true.
[Thanks Bob Richards]
is dealing with
the Republican Party.
[Thanks Tom McCusker]
25 more days
95 more days until
January 20th, 2017
and a new president.
'It wouldn't be Friday
without the Follies.'