1962 Cultural Diversity 101
1949 Grace Kelly Colorized
1955 Liz Taylor
1953 Corvette, White Only:
Original price $3,498
Recent Auction $660,000
1936 Delahaye Torpedo Cabriolet:
One of 11 built,
recent auction price $6,600,000.
2016 Cherry Blossom Festival in DC;
March 28-April 16.
It started in 1912 with the gift
of trees from Japan. There are now
3,700 cherry trees in DC, including
these on the National Mall below:
A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember. The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart."
Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with one another and read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.
Below are 11 hilarious replies. If you have been married for quite a while, you understand that these replies are a sign of true love. Who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?
- Who the hell is this?
- Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
- Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?
- What now? Did you wreck the car again?
- I don't understand what you mean?
- What the hell did you do now?
- Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
- Am I dreaming?
- If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
- I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
- Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
[Thanks Tom Schaefer]
'Heaven for the climate ...
Hell for the company.'
~ Mark Twain
* * * * *
'I promise to break down barriers
and build ladders of opportunity.'
[She's going to need to do
this to get out of jail.]
America has had the Monroe Doctrine, the Truman Doctrine, and now the Tango Doctrine.
This Selfie Administration prances about the globe pissing away our money, national pride and respect.
Just their vacation expenses for both the Obamas and Bidens for the past seven years:
Three women who won't be getting raped by Syrian refuges,
like the sexual assaults in Cologne, Germany.
[Thanks Jim Green]
Barack Hussein Obama, the Muslim sympathizer, and Hillary Goldman Clinton started the dominoes falling with their Middle East policy failures:
1) Pulling all U.S. troops out of Iraq
2) Bombing, ousting Libya's dictator
3) Ignoring the rise of 'J.V.' ISIS
4) Ignoring Obama's own 'Red Line'
5) Causing the vast influx of refugees
Their leftist policies led to attacks in Paris, Brussels and San Bernardino: do we really need another third term of this kind of weak, narcissistic leadership?
Okay, you little piss-ant, when Trump builds his wall on our Southern border, you will be one of the first we catapult back over.
If the only thing Trump achieves in his first four years, is getting that wall built, that will be enough toward saving our national character, values and pride.
Enough with the goddamn Spanish.
293 more days until
January 20, 2017
and a new president.
'It wouldn't be Friday without the Follies