"I majored in English with a minor
in Student-Debt Management."
I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone?That's common sense leaving your body.
I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" get's thrown around in the courtroom.
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a rowI decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the JimI feel so much better saying I went to the jim this morning
Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers, if you find one, what's your plan?
The Supreme Court, plus one clerk
[Thanks Bob Richards]
50 years into the War on Poverty, life in the
hollows of Appalachia is fairly similar to 1964.
Life is not one damn thing after another.
It is the same damn thing over and over.
Only in America, is it considered to be
living in poverty with TWO dish antennas
on the roof, one on each side.
'I'm watching you watch me.'
Ms. Beverly McCusker, front/center, just finished another on-stage performance at the Waterloo Community Playhouse. As a meddling aunt trying to marry off her niece.
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The VA Trio:
Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil.
The Phoenix VA has phoney waiting lists for
1,700 veterans. They reported an average of
24 days before an appointment, in order to
get their $8,500 bonuses.
The actual number is 115 days.
That is organized crime.
"Delay, Deny, Wait til We Die.
Obama thinks we are a 'Shovel Ready' project."
What did the Cadets think of
Mr. Obama's commencement address?
"More mush from the wimp."
How to reform the VA?
Perhaps with the next State of the Union Address.
2015 State of the Union:
"Starting this year, all of Congress, the Supreme Court and my Executive Branch will go to the VA for all their health needs."
~ Barak Hussein Obama
'It wouldn't be Friday without the Follies.'