2012 Sports Image of the Year
Ms. Gabby Douglas winning her Olympic golf medal.
She is looking up ...
Below her is the balance beam, which is 3.9" wide.
9 Things I Got Wrong in 2012
1) After the first debate, Mr. Romney was going to win.
3) This State of the Union would not repeat:
"Why give me four more years? Let me be clear:
So I can run up your taxes, perpetuate high-inflation
Obamanomics with trillion-dollar deficits, create more
government-owned industries, and allow government
unions to run the show.
Then, I'll change our motto from 'E Pluribus Unum' to
my Chicago motto: 'Ubi Est Mea,' i.e. Where's Mine."
4) Rep. Allen West would be reelected in Florida.
5) You and I would never have to
pay for this chick's sex life:
to pay for her contraceptives.
Georgetown is one of the top ten
law schools; graduates get a starting salary
from $160,000 per year; a sure 1% future.
She is not a constitutional law student. Just a plaintiff's
lawyer. However, if she can inflate a $108 per year cost
to $1,000 per year, she should be given a law license so
she can get right to work.
6) The Supreme Court would strike down ObamaCare:
Chief Justice Roberts:
It's a Tax, Stupid!
7) He was so deep into the woods,
Bubba Watson had just lost the Masters.
Hmm ... Let's see how that extreme hook shot
of 35 yards from 125 yards out ended up ...
Overhead teevee image showing Bubba Watson's
hook shot out of the woods to win the 2012 Masters.
8) A short, white kid in Iowa could never
set a college basketball scoring record.
5' 10" Jack Tayor, here takes one of his 108 shots
as he scores a record 138 points for Grinnell College,
Grinnell, IA. He made 27 three-pointers on his way
to beating Faith Baptist Bible, 179-104.
(He was 52 of 108, he made zero assists).
Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 points as a pro.
The NCAA record was set at 113 by Bevo Francis in 1954.
9) A ship twice the size of the Titanic
could never sink.
"Dear God: Please give me a fat wallet and a thin body
in 2013. Don't get them mixed up like you did last year.
Again, I resolve to start smoking and gain weight."
'It wouldn't be Friday without the Follies.'
~ Happy New Year to our Follies friends.~