[Thanks Cindy Hurley Kraft]
Seattle, the day after marijuanna was legalized.
[Thanks Gene Tripp]
Alabama Powerball Lottery winner.
[Thanks Dennis Hurley]
"Then God promised all men that good and obedient wives
would be found in all the corners of the world.
So then He made the earth round ...
And laughed and laughed."
[Thanks Anne McCusker & Becky Thomas]
"Don't touch my junk!"
Rep. Barney Frank, congressman from Mass. will retire
at the end of this term in January. Here he is over
Thanksgiving weekend, training for his new dream job
as a TSA groper inspector.
Future image of Mr. Bill Clinton
conducting tours in his presidential library.
Hillary will probably be in her second term.
* * * * *
Ms. Jill Kelley will be serving as
Secretary of State after Hillary.
Her email skills and designer wardrobe
landed her the job over Ms. Susan Rice.
Coincidentally, she is a female, a victim of
'the right's War on Women.'
The last white male to be Secretary of State
was Mr. Warren Christopher in 1997, who always
'urged caution.' He was so cautious, he never
got anything done. A real thumbsucker.
Ms. Madeleine Albright succeeded him. She
waddled around tarmacs like a little
rubber ducky, as she projected our nation's
power around the globe. Or not.
There are 223,553,265 caucasians in the USA
according to the 2010 census; 72% of the
population. At least 110 million are white males.
It would be nice if Mr. Obama could find just one
white male for Sec. of State this time.
After 15 years of 'minorities' it would be a novelty.
Perhaps the evil of two lessers, Sen. John Kerry?
Oops, is that being racist? Sexist? Well hell, everthing
is racist or sexist to the left wing these days.
Those words have had all the blood sucked out of them.
Better find new words if you really want to insult
your Follies editor.
Perhaps elder SOB. Yes, that fits fine.
'It wouldn't be Friday without the Follies.'