[Thanks Bob Richards]
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber
whispers to his customer, 'This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I
prove it to you.' The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in
the other, then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you want,
The boy takes the quarters and leaves the dollar. 'What did I tell you?' said the barber. 'That kid never learns!'
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store & says ; 'Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?'
The boy licked his cone and replied, 'Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!'
[Thanks Judy Wood]
A Tale of Two Armstrongs:
[Thanks Arif Afridi]
"Shot my first turkey yesterday. It was awesome!
Scared the crap out of everyone
in the frozen foods section."
Jeremy Bentham, (1748-1832)
"The children who have eaten their cake, are the natural enemies of the children who have theirs.
While the money is hope for, and for a short time after it has been received, he who lends it is a friend and benefactor.
By the time the money is spent, and the evil hour of reckoning is come, the benefactor is found to have changed his nature, and to put on the face of the tyrant and the oppressor.
It is an oppression for a man to reclaim his own money; it is none to keep it from him."
Along with Greece, and California,
The USA has eaten its cake;
to the tune of $16 trillion.
The Chinese still have theirs.
More Right Stuff:
Yesterday, we welcomed home Navy bomb disposal technician, Taylor Morris.
Only four months ago, he lost portions of all four limbs in Afghanistan. Here he is shown walking on his new prosthetic legs at the Waterloo airport. God bless the staff at Walter Reed Medical Center.
Hundreds turned out to show love and appreciation for the debt we all owe to real heroes like Morris.
[Thanks Pat Kinney/Waterloo Courier]
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67 Days Until Election:
However, in 2008 Slick Willy referred
to Obama as "the biggest fairy tale ever."
The old Groper-in-Chief knew what he was talking about.
Strange bedfellows, indeed.
"The word is out ... Not only has Romney not paid
any taxes for the last ten years, I hate to report this,
but his wife, Ann, is a known equestrian!"
in a website tribute to a real hero. Disgusting.
The Charlotte Convention Center
has added a new retractable roof for
the Democrat Convention next week.
Finally, we are gratefull every day that we live
in a nation with a constitution, that gaurantees
our rights to fling scorn and ridicule upon some of
our elected leaders, which they so richly deserve.
'It wouldn't be Friday without the Follies.'