'O Lord, Please keep your arm around my shoulder,
and your hand over my mouth.'
[Thanks Jeri Karr]
[Thanks Chuck Gardner]
[Thanks Jim Lind]
There once was a pervert named Weiner
Who had a perverted demeanor
Forced from the Hill
For acting like Bill
Now Congress is one weiner leaner
[Thanks Mark Niedert & Lindy McGrane]
Michelle Bachmann returns to Waterloo, Iowa; her "home town" on her way to who knows where.
Hmm ... We haven't seen her around here, in glamorous Waterloo, in the last 40 years.
So now, every Friday on Muslim worship day, he runs pig races, with cheering spectators.
Recently, the Total Stupidity Administration (TSA), after they groped her, told this 92-year-old leukemia sufferer that she could not board her flight wearing a 'suspicious' adult diaper. They later claimed "they did not MAKE her take it off. It was her choice."
So, shame on TSA, she made her flight without any underwear.
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OPINION: On Our Nation's Birthday
As we celebrate our nation's 4th of July birthday this weekend, ask yourself, how and why have we allowed America's spending and regulations to come to this uncertain state of affairs after 235 years?
Idiotic TSA no-profiling-policy; 44 million people on Food Stamps, with lots of fraud and abuse; $14.5 TRILLON in national debt; ObamaCare, which will be struck down by the Supremes; these are just a few examples of the arrogant Federal government overreach into our lives, and currently even into our underwear.
Suggested 2012 bumper sticker: 'Bitter & Busted R Us.'
Now, there are reports of the TSA employees wanting to join the AFL-CIO union, so they can never be fired and shall always be entitled to overly generous pensions. We also suspect the President of the AFl-CIO resides in the Oval Office.
On this 4th of July, America has many blessings.
However, permiting public employee unions is not one of them.
'It wouldn't be Friday without the Follies.'