"I'd be unstoppable if I could just get started." ~ Follies editor after Thanksgiving dinner.
[Thanks Lynne Campbell]
"What if everyone would drop their drawers for the TSA. Men in their Speedos and women in bikinis (below) would eliminate the need for full body pat-downs."
~ Rich Borglum, Janesville, IA
Baggage & Boobs
Will ObamaCare also combine a mammogram exam with the TSA body scan & grope to save time and money? Men could have their prostates checked by Dr. Bendover at the same time.
That was then ...
... This is now.
[Thanks Chuck Gardner]
If you're planning to fly after the new year, you may find a familiar face next to you on your next flight to San Francisco. That's because Speaker Nancy Pelosi will no longer have access to military aircraft and will instead fly commercial to her district after she becomes House minority leader. Sweet.
[Photo by Sophie Severance]
Grampa Remembers Thanksgivings
"When I was a boy at Thanksgiving time, my mother would send me to the store with $1. I'd come back with a small turkey, five pounds of potatoes, two loaves of bread, a gallon of milk, a hunk of cheese, a bag of tea and six eggs. You can't do that today ... Too damn many security cameras."
'It wouldn't be Friday without the Follies.'