"My fellow Americans, I've got it all figured out, how to get out of this mortgage mess. Last night, after my big meeting here in the Oval Office with McCain and Obama, I saw it on television: We are going to borrow $700 billion from DiTech."
The Triple Bypass Burger for only $11.10, complete with nurse-waitresses at the Heart Attack Grill. We suspect there will be faked heart attacks, with guys looking for a bit of mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
[Thanks to an old faker, Bob Richards]
500 carat diamond found in Africa, on September 8th, worth $20 million.
A fun epitaph to consider.
Our agency picnic was held on the last day of summer. Our media buyer got a bit carried away.
"Th-th-th-th-That's all folks."