The latest online poll taken by the Texas Governor's
office, asked whether people who live in
29% of respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem."
71% of respondents answered: "No es una problema seriosa."
[Thanks Chuck Gardner]
announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Sunday.
[Thanks Jeri Karr]
"Move over boys, make room for a lady ... Under sniper fire."
How to improve your mileage ...
[Thanks Judy Wood]
Once they got the vote, you cannot keep them down on the farm anymore.
Mouse heaven: "All this cheese, just for me?"