Reverend Ole and Pastor Sven: Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.
I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads: Da End iss Near! Turn Yourself Aroundt Now! Before It's Too Late!
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" From the curve we heard screeching tires and a big splash... Rev. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say 'Bridge Out'?
[Thanks Gene Tripp]
Yes, these are actual songs:
"It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long"
"Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears"
"I Thought She Was Out Jogging, But She Was Running Around On Me"
"I Got In At 2 With A 10, And Woke Up At 10 With A 2"
[Thanks Cindy Richards]
An early Easter for our grand-niece, two-year-old Ms. Marlee Babcock Peterson, makes it tricky to find those eggs this year.
If "David" came to America and spent this past winter in Iowa, he would look like the Follies editor typing this caption. It's time to get out there and get moving dear readers. Leanness is nice, but fitness is everything.
[Thanks Chuck Gardner]
Latest in shoe fashions for terrorists.
[Thanks Joe Ede)
"The Dems race has a New York senator born in Illinois and and Illinois senator born in a manger." ~ Mitch McConnell