When the suicide bomber reached the Pearly Gates, the angel said "I have good news and I have bad news.
The good news is that yes, you will get 72 virgins. The bad news is that they all snore at the same time."
Got Mileage? Get Microcars: Left 1955 Fuji, right 1955 French Inter 175 Berline.
I'll take one of these: Mercedes Benz F700 research auto.
John Travolta's mansion ... Right: Eddie Murphy's.
Oprah's digs ... Right: Arnold the Terminator's.
Britney's getaway ... And soon to be O.J.'s hideout.
[Thanks Judy Wood]
Recognize Rev. Al Sharpton on his way up?
[Thanks Anne McCusker]