FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat... been out a while. Better be a reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer, $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes, Excellent condition.$1,000 or best offer, No longer needed, got married last month. New wife knows everything.
[Thanks Anne McCusker]
The Next Big Business Boom ...
Tattoo removal for scary old ladies.
New Benz Concept Car With Joystick Steering:
[Thanks Jim Wood]
Or Perhaps You Prefer a Low-Mileage Used Car?
Automobile for Sale
1985 Blue Volkswagen
Only 50 miles. Only first gear and reverse ever used.
Never driven hard. Original tires. Original brakes.
Original fuel and oil
Only 1 driver. Owner wishing to sell due to employment lay-off.
[Thanks Judy Wood]
38th Anniversary of Moon Landing
Where were you when Neil Armstrong stepped out on the moon on July 20, 1969? Seems like only yesterday. President John F. Kennedy set the goal in 1961. We made it.
On July 19, 1969, Senator Teddy Kennedy drowned a fine young lady while
driving drunk, then tried to cover it up. Today, he keeps dredging up
mistakes of the opposition, so we'll keep bringing up his sins as long
as we can.
Pentagon's New Rules of Engagement: "With regard to rules of engagement in the
Middle East, the Pentagon could clarify the legalities as follows: The leading airplane, the leading infantry platoon, and especially the leading vehicle in a convoy should each contain at least one lawyer.
"When the lawyer is shot at, wounded, or killed--take your pick--then it is OK to engage the enemy. As we have such a large surplus of legal talent in the U.S., we could then draft a few patriotic lawyers to uphold the rights of the enemy combatants".~ Don Sims in a Letter to the Editor Wall Street Journal
New Editorial Concept: One reader suggested that we should adopt a more professional tone to impress potential clients by reducing the amount of "T & A" on this blog. So, while we won't cut it out 100%, we will cut it down some with compassionate features like this one sent in by another loyal reader:
"As I walked down the busy footpath, knowing I was late for an important meeting, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days.
Wearing what can only be describes as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this person's condition.
Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them.
Recalling some long ago Sunday School admonition to "care for the sick, feed the hungry and clothe the naked," I was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person.
Yes, where some people saw only rags, I saw a hidden beauty. A small voice inside my head called out, "Reach out, reach out!"
[*Note: There is no "T" in this image, only "A", so that is a 50% reduction. We will endeavor to be more professional in the future.]
[Thanks Mark Niedert]
Fun at the lake on the 4th of July.
Mr. Wonderful gets married.
Cutting the grass in Iraq on the 4th.
New agency client: Innovative Home Security Systems, Inc.