Poor Old Jake was dying ...
His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly:
"I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to, " his wife replied.
"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace I slept with your sister, your
best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
"I know," she replied, "now just rest and let the poison work."
[Thanks Gene Tripp]
These lovely Italian ladies ordered water from the Fountain of Youth store in St. Augustine, Fl. Did it work? You be the judge ...
Holy Water!? Only $125 per bottle, seen on the table here.
[Thanks Bob Richards, Florida Franchise holder.]
Gay cat comes out of closet?
"I can teach it any way you want it. Geography too, you want it round or flat?"